You should read some of these artices from Wired.com detailing "How to" do certain things, and some of these articles are genuinely helpful and enlightening, but some are just rubbish. Take for example "How to Be a Game God" by playing easy Xbox 360 games to jack your GamerScore:
http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Be_a_Game_God
http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Be_a_Game_God
My best tip actually comes from Rare: "Be less crap."
"How to Become a fake audiophile" sounds extremely silly, but when you stare into the abyss that is the soul of a real audiophile, you'll be stuck like a deer in the headlights when he WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT MUSIC YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF, OR WILL EVER CARE ABOUT. Some dude from work is one, and it drives me nuts sometimes! It's like if a gamer like you or I talked a catholic nun's ear off about Rareware, mouse vs controller usage, or how much better the Brawl version of Donkey Kong was better than the Melee version. Just fend off the music-dork off with any blunt object you can get your hands on, and RUN. They won't stay stunned for long...
http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Become_a_fake_audiophile
The absolute WORST thing I could find was "How to Cheat at Wii Fit". Hoo-boy. I quit.
http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Cheat_at_Wii_Fit
Did I get in before Thursday? Cool with me either way, as I'm on vacation and I can sleep all I want. NYEH! See you all on Friday!
