About Monday? Being completely honest here, I forgot. :( Best I can do is give my complete sorries to all. I'll make it up to you today though!
For some reason, for the past few months I've been wanting to try more and more "exotic" foods. Being lactose intolerant SUCKS and with the way the global food market is set up, MANY processed food contains some milk/lactose derived product. Now I admit to being a sugar-addict, and that all of my teeth are sweet teeth, but I've had the most pulling cravings for meat...
I'm not talking any meat here, although I really like chicken, turkey and beef, but I want to try more unusual animals for lunch. For example, many years ago I went an hour South of home to Saint Augustine, FL. It's the oldest town in America you know! ;) Anyhoo, I stopped by this nice outdoor eatery and had a nice plate of fried alligator strips and french fries. It was pretty nice, and they actually DO taste like chicken!
I'm SO tempted to order something online just to satisfy the carnivore in me so I can get back to scarfing apple pie, giant chewy nerds (Try them, they're awesome!) and oreos. Doing some research, I've found ways to order meat from the following animals:
Rabbit, Turtle, Zebra, Ostrich, Emu, Emo*, Eland, Llama, Black Bear, Buffalo, Deer, Iguana, Python, Rattlesnake, Shark, Yak, Kangaroo, and for a paultry $3,000 you can order 10 lbs. of Lion Chops!
SIMBA- It's what's for dinner.
Still can't decide if I'm even GOING to order some unorthodox animal flesh, but I'm kinda leaning toward the duck, goose, deer, and ostrich area. Hmm... Wish me luck that I'll find a nice addition to my daily grind of chicken-chicken-chicken-chicken... "Eh? I'm out of chicken? ... I guess I'll buy some turkey now."
For more info on this sort of thing, check out these sites. It's pretty cool stuff!
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMm..... Siiiiiiimbaaaaa.... *Drools*
-Zenek
*But I hear they taste disturbing...
